Many twenty something girls out there are asking: Why am I still single?
I'm sure every other girl/woman/lady asks the same question. Pare-pareho
tayo ng litanya: "I'm smart, I'm not completely unfortunate looking, I'm
funny and I'm willing to commit but WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?" Well, instead
of going crazy asking myself that question, I decided to come up with a
few answers. I'm not saying I'm drop dead gorgeous and as smart as Marie
Curie but come on, every guy I've talked to told me they want a smart,
witty, sensitive and attractive girlfriend. I'm sure all the other ladies
my age possess these qualities and at the risk of being redundant, we all
ask ourselves: Why are we still single? Allow me to present the top three
theories that sprung from my demented mind:
1. Naghihirap ang bansa natin at bumabagsak ang ekonomiya. Hindi naman
kasi ganun kadali humanap ng trabaho ngayon di ba? Nagtitipid ang mga
lalaki dahil mahal na ang bilihin ngayon. Sa panliligaw palang, kahit sa
Dangwa ka bumili ng bulaklak, magkano na ang gagastusin mo. Isipin mo pa
ang pang-gasolina or pamasahe papunta doon at ang katakot-takot na
traffic. Eh di sana, ipinang-lunch na nila yun hindi ba?
Tapos siyempre dahil kailangan magmukha silang concerned, kailangan lagi
nilang tinatawagan at pinapadalhan ng text messages ang nililigawan nila.
Isipin niyo nalang yung load na nagagastos nila or yung binabayaran nila
sa bill ng telepono. Minsan, demanding pa tayong mga babae dahil gusto
natin imported na chocolates or flowers na mamahalin. Kung hindi naman
tayo demanding, gusto lang talaga nila magpa-impress kaya mamahalin ang
ibibigay na mga regalo/suhol sa nililigawan.
Siyempre, pag naging kayo na, magastos parin. Because of the infamous male
ego and pride, hindi pwedeng sagot ni babae ang date kaya si lalaki parin
ang magbabayad. Kahit KKB, gagastos parin si lalaki. Sayang ang pera. Even
if you love each other that much, love won't pay for the movies you know.
And think of the gifts. Every Christmas, birthday, Valentine's Day,
Anniversary, etc., you have to give your significant other something.
Especially pag Christmas kasi sisipsip pa sa magulang, kapatid, pinsan,
etc. ng girlfriend/nililigawan at bibigyan sila lahat ni
boyfriend/manliligaw ng regalo. Mahirap kumita ngayon dahil mataas ang
unemployment rate, mahal ang bilihin at likas na kuripot ang mga lalaki.
Hence, females like me have no boyfriends.
2. May mga babaeng perfectionist. Admit it, every female is looking for
the perfect man. Apparently, the perfect man does not exist... yet. What
are the qualities we look for in a man? Gwapo, may kaya, responsible,
mature, sensitive, funny, smart, presentable, gentleman... the list is
endless. We have to face the fact that the perfect man doesn't exist kasi
it's practically impossible to find all these qualities in one man. If we
ever do, the guy is gay, a priest or married! No, I'm not saying that we
have to settle for second best but maybe, just maybe, the perfect guy is
out there, we just have to lower the standard a notch. He might not be
perfect in every way but his flaws just might be the very reason that you
will love him. Kasi yung imperfections niya ang reason why he might need
the person made for him... for that person to be the one to pick him up
when his flaws take him down. I'm not sure if that made sense but I do
hope you get the point.
3. The last great theory (and the most likely) of my demented mind is that
there are more males born than females every minute of the day. I don't
know what the ratio is now but a couple of years back it was 4 females to
one male. Can you believe that? Imagine sharing one boyfriend with three
others. Plus you have to face the fact that maybe that one male wants to
be a female. Or that one male devotes himself to God. Siyempre, hindi mo
kakaribalin ang Diyos di ba? Or that one male is married. Would any female
want to play second fiddle? I know I wouldn't.
Patience is a virtue, that's my mantra. The theories I made up are just
there to console me whenever I feel I'm missing out on something kasi I'm
single. Case in point: Valentine's Day or weddings or family gatherings na
hinahanapan ako ng boyfriend. He's out there somewhere, the boyfriend that
at the moment is missing in action. While he's not there yet, enjoy being
single. Sabi nga ng iba, wala pa tayong sakit ng ulo and pag gigimmick, sa
parents lang tayo magpapaalam at walang message na biglang darating from a
boyfriend asking us where we are, who we're with and what time tayo uuwi
(daig pa ang tatay ko!). The perfect guy for me will come along when I'm
not looking for it. And when he does, I'm sure everything will be worth
the wait.
May 3, 2009
no boyLet since birth :))
Posted by mitchie at 11:28 PM 2 comments
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Apr 29, 2009
bakit kau ganyan ? :((
naiinis ako .
nagseselos ako .
i hate dis part .. :(( di nman dpat ..
eh anu kung may JOWA sya or inlove sya ?
wLa nman akong karapatan magaLit .
di ko nman sya pag.aari ..
ewan ko . pero parang pinagseselos nya ko ..
naiinis taLga ko ..
BAKIT BA KAYO GANYAN ?????????? :((
Posted by mitchie at 2:49 PM 1 comments
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Apr 21, 2009
bob ong vs. juan tamad ..
ang pag.ibig ...
"parang elevator Lng yan eh , bkt
mo isisiksik ung sariLi mo kung wLa ng pwesto para sau ?
may hagdan nman , ayaw mo Lng pansinin .."
- bob ong
"mapuno man ang elevator , cgurado nmang
babaLik ito . at dadating ang panahon at makakasakay din ako .."
- juan tamad
KANINO KAU PABOR ? heheh ..
wLang mapost .. :]]
Posted by mitchie at 12:41 PM 0 comments
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Apr 19, 2009
sick but happy :]]
an dami pLa may care zken noh ?
may sakit kze ko dis past few days ..
hahah .. oo , summer n summer may sakit ako .. :x
natuwa ako sa mga kchat ko ..
"sick :(" kze ung status message ko sa YM ..
heheh .. nkktuwa dba ? mnsan kze ang drama ng mga status message
ko .. "i want to be cinderella , will you be my prince charming?"
something like that . something like "searching for my own prince"
hahah ..
me: di pa
boy2: wla sa mood c cinderella ah
nkchat ko prince mo knina
me: oh ? anu pinagusapan nio ?
boy2: audition nya .
me: gnun ?
boy2: tsaka about sa prinsesa nya
me: may princess n sya ? :(
boy2: itago nLng ntin sya s name na MITCH
me: nyek . anu sbi ?
boy2: sad sya
me: bkt ?
boy2: kze may sakit ka
hahah .. syet .. hhmmm ..
if i know , kunyari Lang un .. :x
sana nga inaaLala nya ko :(( *drama* heheh
me: may Labnat ako
excrush: pgaLing ka ah?
nkakatuwa siLa .. heheh :x
Posted by mitchie at 11:16 AM 2 comments
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Apr 17, 2009
tnx sis .. :]]
Lurve the award :]]
nagshare si sis EDSIE ng award zken ..
actuaLLy madami kmi na bnigyan nya ..
heheh .. ILOVE HER na :]]
sabi sa bLog nya , "pag binigyan ka , dapat ishare mo "..
1. Copy the badge and put the logo on your blog sidebar or post.
2. Nominate at least 5 blogs (can be more) that for you are Uber Amazing!
3. Let them know that they have received this Uber Amazing award by commenting on their blog.
4. Share the love and link to this post and to the person you received your award from.
5. Come back and comment here so that your link could be added to the master list of awardees.
so ayun . i'LL be giving this award to foLLowing persons :
OKRAYPINAY
PILAR
BLOOM
KCATWOMAN
JAY
kay EDSIE .. tnx uLit sister :]]
Love you much .. heheh
Posted by mitchie at 5:07 PM 2 comments
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Apr 14, 2009
moments with hanna ..
nung nagising ako kaninang umaga , naiyak ako ..
tapos inaLala ko kung ano ung dream ko Last night .. :'/
napanaginipan ko ung kLasmeyt ko na namatay ..
nkktuwa nga eh ..
narinig ko uLit na tinawag nya kong bakLa ..
tapos ang eksena pa dun sa panaginip ko ,
nagtx daw zken si pochie ..
kaso wLa akong Load kea nagpapaLoad ako
kay hanna ..
aun , pag tinatamad kze ko Lumabas ng hauz .
sknya ko nagppLoad . tapos kinabukasan na ung bayad pag
nagkita kmi sa skuL ..
Lahat yta ng bout kay POCHIE aLam din nya ..
nung Last day nga na nagkita kmi sa skuL ,
nbanggit nya pa si pochie ..
nabasa daw kze nya ung comment nun zken ..
tapos kinikiLig daw sya .. :D
sobrang namimiss ko sya kaya ako naiyak ..
syempre , masakit kze mawaLan ng kaibigan ..
SOBRANG SAKIT :((
click mo ung pikchur to view actual size :)
partners in cam .. :)
Left : during our community immersion , nagpintura kmi
nyan .. heheh :]]
Right: NSTP sa skuL , after namin
Linisin , pinturahan ung nka assign na PLANT BOX sa group
namin ..
I MISS YOU HANNA .. :((
Posted by mitchie at 1:23 PM 4 comments
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Apr 13, 2009
gudLuck :]]
aun .. sked ni pochie naun sa PBB :]]
gudLuck sknya ..
hahah .. anu kea ga2win nya ?
kakanta at sasayaw ? huwaw .. *taLented*
hahah .. di ko aLam kun marunong sya sumayaw eh ..
pero kumanta , okay nman :]]
aun , may cnend sya zken na kanta nya eh ..
nirecord nya habang nagvivideoke sya ..
hahah .. ang kuLit nga eh :]]
pero okay nman boses nya ..
prang nasa iLalim ng Lupa ..
jokx Lang pochie :]] mwahx ! ayyiiiee ...
may tinatago din un eh ..
TAIWANESE pla sya .. LOL
ndi .. hahah . nag Lip-sync / Lip-synch (short for lip synchronization)
kze sya ng taiwanese song ..
at wag ka . may video pa un .. oha ! oha ! :]]
ung MAKE A WISH ni vic a.k.a LEI ng meteor garden ..
hahah ..
an sakit ng tummy ko nun habang magkchat kami ..
tawa ko ng tawa ..
an Lakas kze ng trip nya sa buhay :]]
atLeast , pinakita nya zken dba ?
natouch ako .. hahah .. kiniLig at the same time :]]
Posted by mitchie at 2:30 PM 0 comments
Labels: papa PIOLO :]]